Bloody show? Check
Lower back pain? Check
Screaming, pooping life shooting out of my body? Nope. Still waiting for that one.
The contractions are few and far between (though they've started getting more painful) so established labour is eluding me as of yet.
Had a false alarm three nights ago when I had contractions from 2:30 to 5:30, but they weren't regular.
Trying to strike a balance between the woman who calls the hospital with every twinge she feels mistaking it for labour and the woman who doesn't realize she's in labour until her baby reaches out and pinches her on the thigh to let her know she's ready to come out.