Me: Did you read my blog?
Me. Really? You read my blog...
Me: What did it say then.
Him: You wrote about me having a 70's porno moustache.
Him: And about our first kiss.
Me: And you don't have anything to say about it?
Him: It was really sweet. Thanks (Tries to go in for a kiss)
Me:(Turns lips away from his) That's it? That was the most romantic thing I ever wrote.
Him: Yeah. And it was really nice.
Me: (Pouting) I'm taking it down.
Him: What? No! Why?
Me: Because I don't feel that way anymore.
Oh to be in a relationship with a fickle Gemini.