Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Baby Parasite

I'm convinced I'll be giving birth to a tape worm - I have turned into a bottomless pit since out of hospital. I eat, and then 5 minutes later I'm hungry. If it were up to me I'd spend the rest of my pregnancy eating vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce on a throne, ordering people around like some perverse and demanding Buddha.

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