Wahey! I am done. Finally finally done with the horrible shedding of blood that happens after you give birth. It took 6 weeks for my body to expunge the blood. And it is as horrid as it sounds. A 6 week long period to make up for the 9 months you stopped giving money to the Tampax people. Because you know mother nature gives us woman folk such an easy time already that it would be daft for us to think that a 9 month suspension on our monthly visitor would go unpunished.
No longer do I smell of rust. Just regurgitated breast milk. Ahh, the joys of motherhood, they just keep on coming don't they?
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